Young Boys’ Cocks = Heavy Web Traffic

Before you call Chris Hansen, let me explain. The most fascinating aspect of having a website is the ability to see the search terms people enter for which my site comes up as a result. In other words, when you type “unleash the beef” or “human awesomeness” into Google, or any search engine, and this site comes up in the results, once you’ve clicked on it, your search terms are recorded and I can review them. Nothing is more entertaining than seeing the random, insane, perverse, indescribable things that dullards and deviants are out there searching for. The two main searches that land people here at my little interweb wonderworld are 1) little boys’ cocks and 2) Michael Jackson’s cock.

No joke.

Not “unleash the beef” or “all meat diet” or, shockingly, even “handsomest dude ever.” No, people’s insatiable appetite for the cocks of both Michael Jackson and little boys is, far and away, what drives more search engine traffic to this site than anything else. It’s worth noting, however, that there are seekers of cock outside the Michael Jackson and little boy realms, and these miscreants seem to make up the majority of the remainder of search engine traffic. Some are seeking age-appropriate “pubeless cock,” while others simply seek “male cyclists with boner in lycra.” And let’s be honest… who hasn’t Googled the latter at least a hundred times? There are apparently some mystic-cock-mongers among us, as well, on a journey to discover “preternatural cock.” Others, though, don’t seek cock specifically, rather they seem to be looking for “funny facts about cock worship.” I feel it’s important we distinguish the difference there.

Regardless of what cock-variant you seek, or if it’s just “free middle aged mothers shuddering orgasm movies” you’re after like the rest of us, or even the classic “UFC groin suck,” here is a sampling of search terms that have led people to this site just in the month of April. If these don’t make you laugh so hard that you stop breathing, then you probably shouldn’t be on this site in the first place. I will say, “ribeye steak porn fruitarian” is easily my favorite search term anyone has ever ended up here with, as if one were to summarize the last three years of my life in four words – those would be them. On to the search terms:

i road my bike when my vagina was soar

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[For what, being awesome?]

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michael jackson cocks

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i ate meat and started my period

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michael – hot prime male beef -

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michael jackson cock

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myspace i m the kind of woman who likes to put on nylons

allboner cock in lycra [No near-boner cocks need apply.]

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little boys cocks

youngest baby cont & young boy cock

little boy king cocks

male cyclists with boner in lycra

pubeless boy tube

michael jackson loves cock

dog licks peanut butter off a girls pussy [Close]

unleash the bulge [Strongly considering renaming my site this]

girl scout leader selling cookies fucked raped [Please tell me it was Paula Haggerty!]

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ribeye steak porn fruitarian

what man has the widest cock in the workd [Ever? I'm guessing Andre The Giant]

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free video women enjoying big cock non-exploitative [Nice, keep things on the straight-and-narrow]

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underage boys cocks

girl scout leader raped in elevator cookies [Love that they tacked on "cookies" just in case "girl scout leader raped in elevator" didn't catch any hits - And did I miss a story about a raped Girl Scout leader? That's two hits this month!]

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[My hot beef injection]

my roommate boner gay porn


pubeless boys

skanky bitch in methuen [Would also work simply as "any female in Methuen"]

cyclist cock [Close enough]

boner bulging cycling cyclist lycra spandex

fuckingboys with boys

young boy cock juice

michael jackson cock

18 yr old fucking milf in back seat of suv [Yeah, fuck sedans!]

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cyclist bulges video

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dog licks my cunt

hot gay cyclist in tight bike shorts fucking

shitting couples

gay hot beef injection [Again?]

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www.sweet nine years old having fuck.com

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[There's an app for that...]

fifty pound vagina.com

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michael jackson s cock

free middle aged mothers shuddering orgasm movies

michael jackson cock

i never cocked a feel michael Jackson

who has the widest cock [Really? Twice in the same month?]

youngest cock

preternatural cock

cock handler tube

pubeless cocks

show me a nice young cock

eat my steez poems [Steez poems? You're in luck.]

michael jacksons cock

hot beefy beefy lovely men boys
[I like that they doubled the beef]

cock of child tube

real young cock

pubeless boys

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young little boy cocks

moridly obese woman riding cock

beef bear bulge sport lycra spandex [Who knew there was such a large market for spandex covered weenus?]

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michael jackson s beefy look
[Guess I missed this era]

michael jackson cock

under age boys cocks

michael jackson s cock

widest cocks in existence [Nay, thrice!]

hot beefy physical hung men

ufc groin suck

king of the cock

harvard [This one slays me, in light of all the other terms]

cock of michael jackson

what was michael jacksons cock like [Glorious, no doubt]

what does a willy look like show me a picture

you porn eel fish urine in vagina

i ordered ccs pants and i got beef
[You lucky motherfucker!]

I’m sure those of you with children feel much more comfortable with the world around you. You’re welcome.


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